Who forged the mummies

Oval Office at the White House lights up into the night, minute by minute associates of U.S. President bring the latest reports from Cairo, Amman and Sana

   Is it all started because Silvio Berlusconi said that the beautiful Ruby, which is threatening to jail for some petty theft, in fact, a close relative of Egyptian President Hosni Mubaraka.U Egypt are the masses is experienced as a continuation of the President of election fraud in recent elections , steals the president, and stealing and relatives. So the demonstrators immediately rushed to the central Cairo square. Flew the stones, worked clubs, there were dead and wounded. They killed the supporters and opponents of Mubarak. Human tragedy.

Oval Office at the White House lights up into the night, the minute associates of U.S. President bring the latest reports from Cairo, Amman and Sana. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak not to go to the authorities, even when Washington was given several signals that the "transition should begin immediately." This is how I imagine the conversation that lead to President Barack Obama and Secretary of State, Mrs. Clinton.

Obama: What a mess, that there in Cairo imagined that is irreplaceable, not to go. Here, and in Moscow it tacit support, say that no one should interfere in the internal affairs Egipta.Nije not surprising, Hosni many years piloted the "winks". First love never dies. The French and Italians as something he calls for his resignation, but not quite mlako.Sarkozi to forgive me as the French do not give the southern command of NATO. And then, Berlusconi? Dear God, that only deals with minors, who needs enemies when you have allies such as these?

Clinton: Of course, do not care and the French and Italians. Iranian terrorists and the Muslim Brotherhood at the University of Cairo attacks on troops in Iraq and in Saudi Arabia, but our own. I would really like to Tehran we sell several long-range missiles, and to target Iranians in Paris and Rome. And da Silva and Nicholas say, hey that's just business, nothing personal.

Obama: Uh, that would spice up my day. But we can not. What can we do, our whole policy in the Middle East may now fall apart. We do not know, actually, to who is behind these events in Tunisia, Egypt, Jordan and Yemen. Where are our intelligence services, as we are not at the time signaled what would follow.

Clinton: Well, they did some analysis and report these immediately after the last elections in Egypt.

Obama: What is it, we got a report from Cairo intelligence that during a routine inspection conducted criminological techniques and procedures, archaeologists discovered the cocaine and nicotine in their bodies in half a dozen Egyptian mummy of the 21st dinastije.A our botanists have argued that in ancient Egypt, there was no coca or tobacco, the tobacco at the time of Columbus brought to Europe from America, though the South, and the hen in Victorian times. Some are at Princeton University and doctorate in it.

Clinton: Do not talk of counterfeit mummies? Who signed the expertise of the mummies?

Obama: the expertise of a doctor's signature World Balabanova, Russian and Bulgarian, we do not know. It is impossible to counterfeit the mummies, now keep them and the Egyptian soldiers. Maybe protesters want to destroy the mummies, because the pharaohs smoke?

Clinton: Well, um, Russian doctor, however it was Putin's oil, the KGB, the KGB remains. Wherever your turn they give us housing. But, to me some media associate with Berluskonijem.Mislim Putin that both men love the same things. Otherwise, I have read all five volumes of "History of Ramses II", I read the "Black Pharaohs" by Christian Jacques, it's true I Egyptologist, but I have never noticed it on cocci and smoking Pharaoh.

Obama: Come on, we will no longer sacrilegious about these vices in this cabinet, let's see to save what can be saved.

Clinton: Yes finally acquitted of that villain Asanža? All of this fault is that his "Vikiliks.

Obama: What do you mean?

Clinton: Well, for all the wrong website. While we deal with the Arab-Israeli relations, democracy has penetrated through the Internet in Arab society. Internet and globalization have become a weapon in the hands of Arab demokratije.Oko 70 percent Arab population consists of people younger than 30 years and they are amazing speed connected to the Internet. What happened in Tunis could not remain without consequences in Egypt, then on. Even ten years ago, the Jordanians are using their real names, they attacked the Prince Ali bin Al-Hussein, the censorship of the Internet. At the time, Mubarak ordered the censorship, "Cairo Times" in Egypt. But the editors of the newspaper on its website in red letters announced what the government censor, all under the title "Forbidden file, these articles are ejected. And it was the writings about corruption in Egypt. Around the same time, he was arrested and an expert on democratization at the University of Cairo now Edin Ibrahim. On that occasion, a Jordanian columnist Rami Huri accused the Arab countries "that have gone astray in the moral sense of the way, to have willfully and judiciary in the political sphere to apply a firm hand."

Obama: It's all true, but I'm worried about the role of Islam as a guiding light of the poor Arabs. As well as communism once it is transnational ideology, Islam has replaced Marxism. Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, Islam, with more than one person. Iranians we are now the most smeju.Kao that now we are paying all the bills for the many wars in the region. But Hillary, let me make us some tea ...